Giving Up Would Be Too Easy

So last night I dream that I'm watching tv and David Hasselhof is up on a 7 meter deck doing back flips and front flips in preparation of a super difficult dive into an out door olympic size pool and he has an assistant who was an asian dude with long hair wearing only blue jeans, well Hasselhof does a flip and bumps into said asian dude and he slips and falls off the deck down into the pool. and I hear the announcer say "at that height, if you don't land in a dive position...your skin will come off. The asian dude looks like Don Nguyen (google image search that name). well he hits the water on his side then he swims hella fast to the wall and gets out. tries to break through a crowd of people and get to the street. he falls on his side...his wife runs to his aid and straddles him...next thing i see his wife rubs his stomach and his skin comes off and she is pulling out his entrails in horror...then she turns into an elephant and eats his bloody insides. then i wake up.
yeah gross.

but I'll update soon with wonderful stories and such.

NONE OF THEM WILL INVOLVE BRIDGETTE BECAUSE SHE NEVER HANGS OUT...that much. Plus she has yet to return Little Britain season ONE.
but you can visit her at myspace.
BRIDGETTES PAGE OF LOVE

befriend her...she loves people.

Brant had some ear issues...I volunteered my pouring expertise!
TAKE THAT BRAIN FLAKE! And my tonsils are swelling...AWESOME! So I resorted to whiskey...because I'm from Greenboe ALABAMA and I don't know no better. And I wanna give a shout out to my girl(le selle one two and ya don't stop)..."what up mah?!". That was also bit of an homage to littleloca who is a "DAMN LIAR!"




Brant is still waiting for Calvin Klein to call.......Model-esque? no?

Take it away Henry.