Giving Up Would Be Too Easy

The year was 1999. I was going through the classifieds daily looking for a job. I was living in Universal City with Mcgee. Broke. I see an ad for a Meat Truck Driver. I'm all about it. I go to the address it had listed and find the company was located in an industrial park. There was a fleet of trucks (like in the pic above) with little deep freezers in the back. I talk to a lady who was sitting at a make shift desk and she gives me an application. I go sit and fill it out and look at all the characters in this warehouse flat. There were other applicants scattered about. There was a really cute girl sitting alone filling out an application when this big dude (350lbs+ with a mullet) came up to her and you could see she was seriously uncomfortable. I walk over and sit next to her (cock blocking the schlub). I tell her..."I'm glad you made it...I didn't see you walk in...I was sitting over there". She took the que and went with it. "I tried calling before I left but I got your machine." Schlub decided to leave without telling us goodbye. Sadness set it. She then thanked me for saving her and finish our apps and turn them in.
It turns out the position is to drive around town and find people at gas stations and say..."I was just delivering these Porterhouse steaks to Jim Bobs Steak Hut and I have some left over. I can make you a deal if you want'em. I can't take them back to the warehouse". Very weasely job. This was told to us by a Kirk Cameron look alike. We get to drive a company car we just pay for gas...take the frozen meat and don't come back till it's gone. I get called into the office to talk to the Manager. I go in and he looks like Kenny Rogers and he has this Nubian Princess that looks like Michello Indegayochello (sp?) SITTING ON HIS LAP! I take my set and he pats her on the bottom as if to get up...she proceeds to move but not without a sloppy tongue slobbery yuckckkk I'm watching a bad dirty movie kiss. As she leaves she passes me and trails her fingers along my shoulder. The first thing the boss says is...."We're a close family here" closed with a wink. Then his WIFE walks in! middle aged white woman. gives him a wad of cash and leaves. He tells me about the business and how they are all friends and hang out away from work and just keep a really close unit. I'm shocked...I just wanna make some cash and buy cd's. I thank him for his time and leave his office. But not before I shake his hand. The hand that didn't seem to want to let go of mine. uggggghhhh. So I go say goodbye to the girl and I get her number. Well...I went back the next day...not to work but I was looking for that chick. We talked on the phone the night before... and seemed awesome. so I get to the industrial park area and end up waiting 45 minutes till i see her pull up in the truck...with schlub! of all people. I catch her as she is leaving in her own car... we go eat dinner and she tells me about how Camaromullet kept hitting on her. He made it a point to be her escort for the day. I could go into some disgusting detail but I'm at work. and you seriously can just figure it out for yourself. Needless to say...we did not go back to the meat truck job after that day. Creepy.