Friday, March 03, 2006
Boxers

if you haven't done so already...please follow me and read The Bro Report (in my links). I yanked this from him today. He had a write up on Morrissey. Super good.
"Perhaps I'm unique because people are so dull. I'm not very good at being dull."
"I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke."
"I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society."
"It's just the whole point about romance and love songs; people seem to want to make things difficult for themselves. I don't want to sit here for hours and hours talking about W H Auden when we just want to exchange underwear or something."
"Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem."
“I lie a lot - it's really useful...”
“Whenever I go past Mcdonalds I get very, very angry. “
“I've never been cruel unnecessarily.”
"I don't feel anti-American, just reasonably intelligent."
God Bless him.
Honestly.